My new job is the best.

Last week I quit my political canvassing job because it was sucking my will to live. I realized that any job at which I can expect to be ignored and ridiculed is not a job I want to have. At the end of every day I was exhausted and hardly had the motivation to work on the whole wanting to have a writing career thing. Luckily, within a few days time I was hired at Saint Cupcake, a delicious bakery here in Portland. Now, people are excited to business with me because I am the person giving them delectable treats. Yeah. Vocation upgrade.

Also. You can order custom cupcake decorating kits online which we will ship anywhere in the US. They’re perfect for gifts or parties. Huzzah!